If you're a girl aged between 14 and 24 with an inclination towards the emo and/or pseudo punk aesthetic, contrived and convoluted mannerisms, 'alternative' interests, more mascara than Batman, small conical shaped pre-teen tits and a YouTube account where you post videos of your face talking about bullshit nobody cares about, GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET.
As cute as you all affect to be, I'd probably straight puke in your mouth if it came to it.
You know the kind. They're practically an internet archetype, as are their fans: sad assholes who trawl through their object of lust's Amazon wish-lists and buy them Hello Kitty bed covers in return for some cutesie shout out in web-translation Japanese and culturally insulting pronunciation, or some Juno-esque gang signs and ironic ebonics.
Sweet Jesus, I am sick of these bitches. Go get a boyfriend if you want compliments. Go get some self-esteem through healthier means, like self-respect, not disposable fixes of egotism from pathetic bull-dog looking dudes on the internet.
Uhhhhhhhh.
People are corny as shit.
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"...more mascara than Batman"
LOL!
"Sweet Jesus, I am sick of these bitches. Go get a boyfriend if you want compliments. Go get some self-esteem through healthier means, like self-respect, not disposable fixes of egotism from pathetic bull-dog looking dudes on the internet.
Uhhhhhhhh.
People are corny as shit."
Yeah I couldn't agree more. The internet has given EVERYONE an unprecedentedly loud voice in the world. Unfortunately most of it consists of the type of shit you've described in this post.
Yep, that's true. In a lot of ways that's a good thing but like with everything, morons squander it with their inane bullshit.
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